Conversations...

Stoned guy, me and P!
P : That guy is checkin you out.. He's so stoned!
Me : Haha! ugh!
P : He's coming over... hehe!

Stoned guy : Hi.. your drinking lime soda..
Me : yes.....
Stoned guy : Not cool.. Drink beer!
P : She doesnt like beer.
Stoned : oh.. not cool. [to P] your drinking beer.
P : ya. i know.
Stoned guy : [after Ages!] so... what-are-you-girls-doing-here?
Me : Um..
P : Just like that.
Stoned : You should drink beer.
Me : Ok.
Stoned : So, how come just two girls? You don't often see just two girls come like this.
P : Ya well, we like spending time together.
Stoned guy : [really slooowwwly] So... you girls.... are... together then?
P : yes.
Stoned : Oh.
Stoned : Guess where my girlfriend is from! Guess! Guess!
Me and P together : Kazhakistan! Pakistan! Christ college!?
Stoned : No... Kuwait!
Us : oh.
Stoned : [to me] My girlfriend thinks i don't have good bisceps. Why do you think?
Me : Ask her!
Stoned : But I did!
Me : What did she say?
Stoned : No, tell me what you think!
Me : Ask her!
Stoned : No.......
Me : Ok.
P : [comes back] So... You were telling us about your ex girlfriend!
Stoned : Ex?
P : [oops] No, i meant your girlfriend. Girlfriend.
Stoned : No... Tell me... Why do you think ex?
P : No, tell me... your girlfriend.
Stoned : hmm. What do you do? where do you study?
Us :Near here only.
Stoned : oh. ok. Where...do...you...live...again?
Me : near here.
Stoned : ok.

Hahahaha! the whole conversation is big and he spoke sooo slooow!!! Funny!!! P man... Your the girl! Girls rule!!